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Robert. 18. Sponsor my rookie summer with the Blue Devils 2014: http://www.gofundme.com/67xgwg In a serious relationship with my bed. Always get up, occasionally go down.
Taste my sparkles, and eat my glitter.
"We never love anyone. What we love is the idea we have of someone. It’s our own concept -our own selves- that we love.
This is true in the whole gamut of love. In sexual love we seek our own pleasure via another body. In non-sexual love, we seek our own pleasure via our own idea. The masturbator may be abject, but in porint of fact he’s the perfect logical expression of the lover. He’s the only one who doesn’t feign and doesn’t fool himself."
one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me
TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.